Gosh darn it! (That is the PG version of how I feel right now!)
Just got a speeding ticket. 70 in a 60. Came around a curve…and there he was…police officer, just camped out. Very nice man. I contemplated lying (I’m hurrying home because I just got my period)…crying (I can produce tears on command)….using my kids as a ploy (I did ask him if they could say hi)
But, instead, I opted to just take my lumps and move on.
Yuck, double yuck, triple yuck! (Picture me with my tongue stuck out!)
And I was having such a beautiful, happy day.