Ha! By now you all know how I feel about my husband’s current work (joke’s on me) trip.
The good news is: the voo-doo doll I created in his image is working. Here’s the proof:
1) His ‘video phone’ (are you serious?) went off at 3am…..I loved his reinactment. Lots of loud static noise that he couldn’t get turned off. When he tried to reach the front desk they didn’t answer (they got my note about ignoring all calls from his room). It went off for 20 minutes until he unplugged it, but then he was afraid he wouldn’t get his wake up call. It started up again as soon as he plugged it back in. (that was me playing loud noises in the voo-doo doll’s ear) It finally stopped on its own (I got bored and decided to let him go back to sleep.
2) He was up at 5:30 am this morning to go for a run (on the beach…whatever!) He decided to iron his pants first. As soon as the iron touched his pants they burned an iron shaped hole right through the fabric! I’ll post a pic as soon as he gets back. He’s saving them for me to see.
3) When he came bsck from his run, there were 5 hotel employees in his room (at 6:05am) working on the video phone (again….what the???) and staring (probably laughing) at the hole in his pants (they did offer to replace them). By the time he got them out of the room, he only had 15 minutes to shower and get down for breakfast. Despite the cold shower, he was still sweating. (karma. hah!)
Thank you, dear blog friends, for joining me in sending him good wishes (hurricanes and such).
I so appreciate your support.